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Wednesday October 27, 1999

A Hintermeister.com exclusive scoop!

I'm very happy to report that we're expecting a new baby! Ronda's due date is May 27, 2000. We're still working on names, but in the interest of commercialization we are willing to sell the naming rights just like they do for new arenas. Corporations, take note: Perhaps this child will grow up to be famous! Can you really put a price on the potential of "President Coca-Cola Hintermeister?"

Ronda has been doing pretty well although she's felt more nauseous than she did previously. Originally this was blamed on some wonderful shrimp and crab croissant sandwiches that I had made but I was eventually cleared of all charges of food poisoning a week or two later.

This news is getting posted here so that loyal readers get to find out first! It's just one of the many benefits of reading Hintermeister.com. Other benefits include unusually high virility, increased good looks, in-depth moaning about the Vikings, and frequent flier miles.

-- Gerry

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